“We are not a gang were just a random group of weirdos that all get along and love the same music”. It’s that time of the month again. No. Not that time of the month.
I’m talking about the time of the month where we showcase some of the hottest females in the Juggalo scene. True, most Juggalettes are both beautiful inside and out. If we could there would be a photoshoot with each and every one of the letters lo’s drool over. Let’s face it. We just had to narrow it down to who we personally thought were the right ones to feature here.
To us, to be Juggalette Of the month, you have to be special. In this case weird. For the last month, our team has been searching the internet for the world’s hottest Letters with that special something that jumps off the screen. One after another, each of our staff members came to me with photos of Darla. She was it. It seems that we weren’t the only ones who thought so.
You see Darla entered and won Miss Hootenanny 2012 and has since become a Sullen Angel for Sullen Clothing and hosts their episodes of Sullen TV weekly. With being this month’s Juggalette Of The Month, she’s already made a nice little resume for herself. There’s something that does it for me about a sexy woman with tattoos, colored hair, and attitude. Girls who smoke weed.
Girls that can be sexy, but still be just like one of the guys. Darla fits the bill perfectly and has taken up the catchphrase “let’s get weird”. If only I can show her how weird I could get… If you’re reading this, on this website, chances are, you too are a little weird. Take a look at this Southern California beauty. If this is weird, I don’t ever want to see normal again!
City and State: Orange County, CA
How did you first get into the wicked shit?
I first got into the wicked shit because I love to get weird and when I was 17 I met my best friend Kristin. She had been down with the clown for years and she played their songs all the time and I started to hear them and asked her to play more and just started to get really into it. I have always loved clowns and when she painted her face for Halloween I knew I wanted to know more. I have been to almost every single So Cal show since then. I love my kill a Cali Juggalo family that goes to all the shows. Whoop Whoop. Needless to say, when I heard Psychopathic it changed my mood and always has a way of calming me down when I bump it.
Who are your favorite artists to listen to in your car or around the house?
I listen to the most random music! A few artists that I listen to the most are ICP, Twiztid, Psychopathic Rydas, Dark Lotus, Blaze, Tech N9ne, Necro, Hopsin, Potluck, Hed Pe, Lil Whyte, GWAR, Bone Thugs In Harmony, Too $hort, The Drifters, Dion And The Belmonts, Elvis, Reverend Horton Heat, Nekromantix, bands like Zombie Ghost Train, 3 Bad Jacks, Sublime, Soja, Bob Marley, Inhale, OKT, and a bunch more! There are so many other amazing artists I wish I could even begin to name them all.
Why do you think you can identify with horrorcore music?
I think I can identify with horrorcore because of its such a stress relief. I can be so pissed off a feel like I want to choke someone and then put my Psychopathics on and I calm down. It says so many things that people feel and are afraid to admit or let it out. People are just scared of the unknown, but I’m not bringing it on. Why don’t you come to take a trip to the dark side? Nothing wrong with getting a little weird.
What’s your favorite thing about being a Juggalo?
My favorite part about being a Juggalette is that when I see someone wearing a hatchet-man or sporting something I always get so excited! I always yell whoop whoop. I think it is cool to welcome Juggalos and Letters. We are not a gang were just a random group of weirdos that all get along and love the same music. You never feel like people are judging you at shows, it’s not like different groups its all just one great time. Boom, Get Weird! “I think I am most attracted to guys that are a little weird inside”.
What is your most memorable show that you have attended and why?
I was The Gathering Of The Juggalos 2011. It was an epic lineup. It was honestly the best time of my life. I and my best friend drove over 6,000 miles to attend. We had such a blast and we got to see so many epic artists. It is hard to sleep because you never want to miss anything! So many awesome people were there and I got to make so many great friends and family. It was so cool because my first night there I got to meet Shaggy and he was so nice. It’s cool to see that they are just regular down ass people. It’s not like some lame mainstream bands.
What kind of guys are you normally attracted to?
I think I am most attracted to guys that are a little weird inside. I am a very oddball girl, so when a guy can get my humor and have similar humor it makes things just way more interesting. I like guys who are spontaneous and all-around don’t really care about what people think or whisper as you walk by. I love to be embarrassed! It makes me laugh and who doesn’t love to laugh.
As far as look wise, I am a heavily tattooed girl so obviously I like a little artwork on my men. I love a man in Chuck Taylors with his creased khakis and chain with slicked-back hair. The kind of guy that probably drives a ’57 Chevy or a motorcycle. I have an old soul and I think my man should too. “I have an old soul and I think my man should too”.
What are your biggest turn-offs?
My biggest turn off is when a guy just thinks he’s got it like that and he doesn’t and then he is just a creep who lingers. The talk is cheap. I don’t want to hear you brag or boast about how cool you are or how much money you make. I may be one of the few girls to say this but money doesn’t mean shit. I pay my own bills. You need a game and all the money in the world can’t buy you that.
If you were to go on a date for the first time, what would be the most ideal place to go to?
If we’re being imaginative I think the ideal place to go would be to some kind of wicked horror theater… I don’t even know if they have those but it would make for an epic first date. Something about being scared and in a dark room separates the boys from the men. I love a good thrill and nothing better than a live horror show! It makes it so there isn’t too much room for over talking. You don’t need to know everything about someone on the first date and something about sitting and staring into some random man’s face trying to find a conversation is just boring. “I may be one of the few girls to say this but money doesn’t mean shit. I pay my own bills”.
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